Nov
25
Wrong Number
Author Andy L. | Filed Under Miscellaneous
Apparently, it is very easy to mistake my cell phone number for someone else’s. This has happened to me on multiple occasions. Here’s the most recent one:
“Call me when you can. Can Jake go to my sister’s house tonight with Brian and us? Call me. -Nanc”
I don’t know anybody named Jake or Nanc; I don’t even know anybody named Brian. Of course, this is not the oddest text message I’ve ever received. My favorite misdirected text has to be the following:
“I can’t stop thinking about you.”
That’s it. That was the whole message. What was the person thinking about me? Were they thinking, I can’t stop thinking how good looking you are? Maybe they were thinking, I can’t stop thinking how much I’d like to kill you? Was the person threatening me or professing their love? I guess I’ll never know. Plus, it’s kind of hard to explain to your wife.
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I sent that second message
My favorite wrong message was “the gf left, you can come over now.”